#actually sobbing p l z

[thatonefatgumsimp]

alr ykw

liveblogging my reaction to tadc episode 3, let's

Goooooooooo!!

So ready to get autistic over my blorbos /sillyyyy

under the cut for ease of scrolling past :p

"and Zooble turns straight" I CAN'T, I'M- 💀 NAHHHH BRO HAD TO HAVE KNOWN WTH HE WAS DOING WITH THAT ONE

"What do you, the viewers, think it is?" You scrunch into a tiny bunny ball and get short. Final answer.

THE WAY CAINE'S FREAKING EYES NO CLIP THROUGH HIS TEETH, I'M- 😭 CAINE WHY /lhsilly

AWEHHHH GHOSTLY 🥺

✨z o o b l e g o e s t o t h e r a p y✨ /sillyyyyyy

That's a cool bee, you're doing great sweetie (probably still listen to Zoob tho)

Pomni really said let me innnn LET ME INNNNNN!! /sillyyyyy

"I love that it's locked ):<" me-core

"Do not let the head out of your sight" OH SHI-

THE 2D ANIMATED EYES!!!!! /POS I'M GOIMG TO EXPLODE

AUGH THE EYES!! THE CREEPY EYES BEHIND THEM! POMNI! POMNI TURN AROUND!!! POMNI IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YPU POBNI!!!!!

"Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental!! Just like any good war criminal." LMAOOOOOOO, CAINE- I'M- YOU'RE KILLIBG ME HERE, BUDDY- literally iconic line frrr, he acknowledges his warcrimes. We love a self-aware king /sillyyy

"I'm trying my best to remember what you and my brain won't tell me!!" He's so real for that tho...ADHD gang rISE UP! /sillyyyyyy

"What…what you're saying is that…I could be bad at the only thing I'm good at…and…that'd be…" It's OK to have a mental breakdown, bud, let it all out. There there...

Caine existential crisis arc while Kinger and Pomni are going through the horrors™ smh…/sillyyy

"How's about we take his gun?" KINGER GUN ARC POG?????

"Looks like we've got two shots…let's make it count" What if Kinger with a gun kinda scares me a bit /lhsilly ...like, he sounds so calm and composed, it's...unnatural for him...kinda unsettling...fits with the spooky vibes of the ep tho

"Which is what I would be saying if it wasn't one of God's angels" WHAT. WHAT. WHAT???!! BI- WHAT?!????? THE FREAKING PLOT TWIST- I'M- My brain is melting

"And your bodies will be my only means of doing so" HOLD UP. WAIT A MINUTE! SOMETHIN AIN'T RIGHT-

"I HATE THIS STUPID ADVENTURE!!" real…✊😔 Honestly a fair reaction given the current situation...although mine woulda been worse I think-

Awehhhhh 🥺 girl's tea party ✨, so real for that actually

"You know how men are…always having the silliest priorities" "don't I know it" *turns to Jax tied up* I WOULD say 'free my boy, he's done nothing wrong', but we all know that's a lie, he's a war criminal just like his dad Caine /SILLYYYYYYYY

"I wonder how long that'll be" probably a while, Gangle…

"How could I not be in literal hell right now???!?" First digital hell, now this smh…/sillyyyyyy

FRICK! NOOOOO MY GIRL'S BEING POSSESSED!! NOOOOOOOOOO- POMNI-! 😭

"YOU GET OUT OF HER, YOU DAMN EVIL SOULS!" 🗣️🔥🔥 YOOOO HE SAID DAMN, THAT'S ALLOWED HERE??? LET MY BOY COOK!! 🔥🔥🔥

"HOW'S YOUR WIFE, KINGER?" THAT'S EEEEEEVIL D: WTH, BRO HE'S ALREADY DEALING WITH THAT BUZZ OFF-

O.O wait...the breath holding from the beginning of the ep…QUICK, POMNI, BECOME RGB KEYBOARD!! KINGER, BECOME FLASHLIGHT!

"Why have you been acting so different lately?" NO, CUZ THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYINGGGGGG /lh

NOOOOOO- CHECKMATES (idk their ship name, shhhhhhh edit: it previously said chessboard, changed BC of the socks iykyk) ANGST NOOOOOOO- GOOSE. GOOSE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME- I'M- 😭

"She was funny, creative, really into entomology" STOPPPPP I'M CRYING, THE WAY HE TALKS SO LOVINGLY ABOUT HER, I'M- HOLD ON, I NEED A MOMENT…WAITWAOTWAITWAITWAIT- I'M-

…CHAT I NEED TO WRITE AND OR DRAW AND OR READ SOME CHECKMATES FLUFF, THIS IS KILLING ME /lhsilly

"I used to hate bugs, but…she somehow got me to like them" AWEHHHHHHH-! 🥺 GOOSE. GOOSE WHAT THE HECK, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY- /pos Chat, I'm melting into a puddle, help-

"But it's not. Not if you have people who care about you." I'M- GOOSE STOP 😭 SOBBING- I WAS PROMISED PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR, NOT THERAPY /sillyyyyyyyy

"In this world, the worst thing you can do is make people feel like they're not wanted or loved" OMG REAL!! 🗣️🔥🔥 ...and on that note, ily, moots and followers 🫶💖

"Maybe we can get through if we don't breathe!" CHAT. CHAT THEY FIGURED IT OUT!! KINGER, MY BOY!!!! YOU'RE SO SMART!!!!!!

AUGH KINGER GIVES SUCH DAD VIBES /POS I NEED A DAD-FRIEND LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE FRR-

OMG WAIT- KINGER HOLDING HIS BREATH IS THAT ONE MEME

THIS ONE-! QUICK, SOMEONE GO EDIT THAT!! /SILLYYYYY /NF

"Hey, Ragatha…I just wanna say…thanks for always being concerned about me" EXPLODING RN, CHAT- CERTIFIED BUTTONBLOSSOM MOMENT????? /SILLYYYY

"Did you remember to get my comedy mask?" "…F**K-!" KINGER SWORE??????? OMG???? REAL, LET HIM COOK- LET HIM COOOOOOOK!!

CAINE IN THERAPY LMAOOOOOOO REAL

"quick, pretend we weren't having a therapy session!" LMAOOOO?? CAINE IS SO SILLAYY-

"Wwwwwelcome back, my meowing milkmaids!!" "…don't ever call us that again." Lmaooooo Jax-

...

Screaming

Crying

Clawing at my cage

That was so good- I'm-

Hold on, chat, I'm going feral rn /sillyy

[spoiledlbleach]

russian cyrillic alphabet for anyone who asked! it's gonna be hell of a ride but that's what you asked for kekw

So the cyrillic alphabet was based on the greek alphabet just like the latin alphabet and therefore theres a lot of greek letters in russian

disclaimer for reading rules (you can skip this part)

i need to mention that the russian letters denote sounds but in russian theres such a phonetical phenomenon called reduction and you can hear this as a part of russian accent in english when bed sound like bet, fog like foc, sob like sop etc (b, d, g & others at the end -> p, t, k). Also o, a, e vowels are pronounced differently in different parts of the word... And sadly for russian learners the stress on the words is flexible and changes bc of different reasons. And theres no way you can see stress marks on the words except if youre looking at them in the dictionary.. yeah. So if the pronunciation doesnt make sense thats why

There are 33 letters in russian alphabet. P.s. ['] means its a soft, palatalized sound, like british l in a word village

Аа - basic, its the 'ah' sound (Алфавит [ahl-fah-v'EEt] -> alphabet)

Бб - the capital letter looks like B without the head and the lowercase one looks like 6 for some. You were right when you thought that it looks like B because its the 'b' sound! (Буква [bOOk-va] -> letter, краб [crahp, no not crap] -> crab)

Вв - looks like B, right? that's a v. Imagine it like this emoji :B this silly lil guy looks like theyre saying vvvvv. (Вишня [v'EEsh-n'ya] -> cherry)

Гг - upside down L, its actually g, like a Бумеранг [boo-m'ee-rAHnk] -> boomerang. Another example, Гость [gohst']

Дд - that's a weird looking one, looks like a house and its Дом [dohm, not dom] in russian. Another example, друг [drook] -> друг

Ее - yeah. the pronunciation is yeah (Ель [yel'] -> spruce/christmas tree, деревня [d'ee-r'EHv- n'ya] -> village)

Ёё - the yeah brother! yo lmao (Ёж [yozh] -> hedgehog) its always stressed so no problems with that. btw if you ask me its the most hated letter. ppl dont put it where it should go and just leave e! wtf! its ё т-т)

Жж - looks like a bug and sounds like one. its zhhhh like in the word garage (Жук [zhook] -> bug, гараж [gah-rAHsh] -> garage, see the reduction there?)

Зз - ah yes the number 3. its the z sound actually (Змея [zm'ee-YA] -> snake, образ [OH-brahs] -> look, image, outfit)

Ии - backwords N is actually a vowel, its our ee sound! (Игра [EEg-rah] -> game)

Йй - и brother, the short и. its y- (Йогурт [yOH-gurt])

Кк - straight up k, always and ever, no example cuz its the same in every position and pretty straightforward

Лл - um... its an L.. idk how you should remember that... (Люстра [l'YOO-strah] -> chandelier]

Мм - an M (Медведь [m'eet-v'EHt'] -> bear)

Нн - you cannot laugh like that in russian, it would be not hahaha but nanana (Банан [bah-nAHn] -> banana]

Оо - oh (Облако [OH-blah-koh] -> cloud)

Пп - p sound (Папа [pAH-pah] -> papa, dad)

Рр - thats not p, its r (Русский алфавит [rOOsk'iy AHl-fah-v'eet] -> russian alphabet]

Сс - not c but s (Собака [cah-bAH-kah] -> dog)

Тт - T

Уу - not y but more like u/oo (Уже [oo-zhEH] -> already)

Фф - impaled o, almost like Q, yet it is ph/f (Фит [f'eet] = Fit)

Хх - never an x, its a h! xaxaxaxa

Цц - upside down п with a tail? erm alright its a ts (Цирк [tsyrk] -> circus)

Чч - upside down h, ch! (Что [shtoh] -> what, more like an exception; Человек [ch'eh-loh-v'EHk] -> person, human being, also чел is the way we say dude, also чувак [ch'oo-vAHk])

Шш - шшш quiet its a sh (Душ [doosh] -> shower]

Щщ - soft sh, sometimes transliterated as tsch or shch. jesus christ (Щека [sh'ee-kAH] -> cheek)

Ъъ - you cant pronounce that. its the glottal stop so you pronounce some sounds separately. like british water you would spell it with ъ in theory, waъer (Съел [s-yel] -> he have eaten; if there wasnt a ъ it would be pronounced [s'ehl] which mean he has sat down. different meaning)

Ыы - okay thats a tricky one. make this face 😬 and now make a sound. thats ы, ive marked it as y in the square brackets (Мы [my] -> we, us)

Ьь - cant pronounce that too. this one denotes the softness of the consonant sound

Ээ - ay without the y (=Эй)

Юю - you (Юбка [YOObkah] -> skirt)

Яя - ya, not backwards R (Яблоко [YAH-blah-koh] -> apple, Pommie ^_^)

Now try to write down your name or the name of a cc/npc/egg/other in russian ! you can leave them in the comments or in my ask box, id love to see you learning :D

some tips on transliterating:

ENGLISH w is generally у, can be в. q is к (qu is кв), j/g is дж, x is кс, h is г in the begging of the names/foreigh words like hannibal is ганнибал

SPANISH ñ is нь, pls google other cases

PORTUGUESE nh is нь, lh is ль, pls google other cases

general advice try transliterating like Fit -> Фит, so every letter/cluster of letters in the original language correlates with similar letter in russian. but in french portuguese and spanish you have to pay close attention to pronunciation, more than to the spelling cuz Ricardo will be Рикардо for spanish but Рикарду for portuguese etc etc

ok i hope you had fun with this long ass post ! ^_^

[vilikemorgenthal]

I will participate again in Lexember on Tumblr! Well, actually, I'll just cross-post my blog entries and give an English translation of the definitions here (not the examples or grammatical notes). But still, that's me returning.

This year I'll expand Lamáya ('our.INCL language'), a pre-neolithic proto-language to become the ancestor of pseudo-Egyptian, pseudo-Semitic, and pseudo-Cushitic lects in a conworld of mine.

Phonology

Five vowels /a e i o u/, two diphtongs ie uo, and those consonants:

╔════════════╦═════════╦═════════╦═══════════╦══════════╦════════╦═════════════╦══════════╗ ║ ║ labials ║ apicals ║ retroflex ║ palatals ║ velars ║ labiovelars ║ glottals ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ stops ║ p b ║ t d ║ ║ ║ k g ║ ║ ʔ ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ affricate ║ ║ ║ ║ č ║ ║ ║ ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ fricatives ║ ║ s z ║ ║ ║ x ɣ ║ ║ h ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ rhotics ║ ║ r ║ ṛ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ lateral ║ ║ l ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ nasals ║ m ║ n ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ╠════════════╬═════════╬═════════╬═══════════╬══════════╬════════╬═════════════╬══════════╣ ║ glides ║ ║ ║ ║ y ║ ║ w ║ ║ ╚════════════╩═════════╩═════════╩═══════════╩══════════╩════════╩═════════════╩══════════╝

Grammar

VOS, marked nominative, nominal number sg/du/pl, animate and inanimate gender ; exclusively suffixing verbal morphology encoding, in that order: voice (active, middle and indirect), tense (present/past), negation, person and number of subject, presence of an animate direct object, person of object (if 1ˢᵗ or 2ⁿᵈ).

Vocabulary so far

bat, buʔ 1SG

biek v 'to eat; to chew'

bekil ni 'bit (to eat), part'

bili ni 'rain'

buot, suʔ 1PL.EXCL

da article

hasaw v 'to speak'

kin prep 'against, towards'

mien, man 2SG

misuol v 'to see'

muon, san 2PL

nikot ni 'pot'

onoč ni 'dead lion'

pieg na 'lion (alive)'

siel ni 'dead horse'

sob v 'to gulp down'

wexentey na 'arm'

wexeṛey ni 'atlatl'

wexet v 'to throw an assegai'

wexeti ni 'throwing of an assegai'

wexetil ni 'assegai, throwing spear'

yaduk na 'horse (alive)'

yien, yan 1PL.INCL

ɣaz v 'to wash'

[hopelesshawks]

You are his reason for getting up in morning and coming home at night. All he thinks about is your smile makes his heart race and how warm your hugs are. He makes sure the world is a safer place for you♡

Ella you’re gonna kill me 😭😭 ❤️❤️❤️

[rey-is-not-a-skywalker]

Gladiolus Amicita SFW alphabet.

Warnings: none.

Felt like doing another one, so here we go! Remember to leave requests for any characters you would like to see next!

Enjoy! ❤

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A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Gladio doesn't care where you are, he'll always show affection to you. He loves to be affectionate towards you in many ways- be it grabbing your waist and pulling you in, or something like head rubs and messing your hair up a little- he does love seeing you like that.

B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)

He's the motivational friend, but not the 'you can do it', kind of motivational, oh no. It's more... 'Get your head outta your ass and pull yourself together' kind of motivation.

C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He will happily let you cuddle up to him. He loves laying on the sofa and having you rest on his chest. Usually he will put an arm around you as you both lay there with blankets keeping you both warm.

D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking, cleaning, ect?)

Though he doesn't usually show it, he is actually an amazing cook, especially when it comes to meat, egg, and fish. He tends to steer away from cooking a meal though, and will instead make you both a lovely cup noodle with only the freshest ingredients. Cleaning wise, he isn't the best at cleaning, but he will do so from time to time.

E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would only break up with a partner if he had a very good reason to. For example, if you were being purposely rude, or if his royal duties prevented him from being with you. In the first scenario, he would be straight to the point, and wouldn't show much emotion. In the second one, he'd also be straight to the point, but he'd show some emotion. He knows you would understand though, and he hopes you can be together again someday.

F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? Do they wanna get married?)

Honestly, I cannot see Gladio getting married. I think he'd be too caught up in his royal duties to want to commit to anything, especially something that would last as long as a marriage. He would also have to make sure you were 'the one' before even considering a full commitment.

G - Gentle (How gentle are they both physically and emotionally?)

Physically, he tries to be as gentle as he can. He does try, really he does, but his chunky body makes it difficult sometimes. Emotionally, he won't be very gentle if you're sulking like a baby- he'll most likely tell you to snap back to reality, but if you really are struggling, he might give you a hug or two. He's not the greatest at advice, but he will give you an amazing pep talk.

H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it, and what are they like?)

He loves them. He will do it whenever, wherever, as long as you are okay with it. His hugs are usually warm, and he's able to properly embrace you- his large self makes sure of that.

I - I Love You (How fast do they say the “love” word?)

Slowly. He doesn't want to commit to anything too quickly, and these words are only really words he uses with his very close family, and even then, it's on very rare occasions.

J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What are they like when jealous?)

Gladio doesn't get openly jealous. Yes, he will get jealous, but he doesn't show it. If you're flirting with another, he'll silently observe you until you're alone, or until he can't take it anymore, in which case he'll drag you away and have a word with you.

K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Gladio likes to be explorative about his kisses- particularly where he kisses you. He'll sometimes go for the fingers, maybe the cheek, but his absolute favorite thing to do, is lift you up and kiss your forehead.

L - Little Ones (How are they around kids?)

This man is amazing around kids. He'll make sure that they're always happy, and if they're not, he'll try and cheer them up. He acts like an older sibling to children... though, he's not at all prepared to have his own kids.

M - Morning (What are mornings like with them?)

Mornings with Gladio are usually non-existent. The truth is, he wakes up at the early hours in the morning to train, so unless you're willing to wake up at 4am and go on a run, you don't see him in the morning until breakfast time.

N - Nights (How are nights spent with them?)

Usually very slow. Gladio stays awake at night not only to kill some daemons, but also... to play games on his phone. He loves it when you're able to stay up late too and play some games with him.

O - Open (When do they open up about themselves?)

Never. He doesn't see a need for such sob stories, and he especially doesn't want to upset you. If anything ever comes up with everyone else opening up or telling people anything, he'll just remain silent.

P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Very easily. I mean, only a few things anger him, but those few things are... well, quite common. First of all, Noct can be infuriating from time to time. Another thing that tends to anger him is people that try to hurt Noctis. They try to hurt him? Oh well, he's expendable. But Noctis...? He will not be having that today, no siree.

Q - Quizzes (How much do they remember about you?)

E V E R Y T H I N G. You can tell this man anything, and he will remember it. Sometimes he even remembers word for word what you rant about. It's not like this man has a good memory, it's just... he's very observant of you.

R - Remember (Favorite memory with you?)

When you went to Galdin Quay and sat on the beaches... with a pot of cup noodles in both of your hands. In his eyes, there's nothing better than the sea breeze as you eat, and the way your hair was flowing in the wind was just magnificent to him. After you finished your noodles, the two of you had a mini water fight in the shallows of the sea water.

S - Security (How protective are they?)

There's not a word to describe how protective he is. He will stick by your side, 24/7, and his reflexes are the best you ever did see. If someone was shooting at you, he'd take all the bullets for you. If someone was out to assassinate you, likelihood is, he'd spy the assassin and kill them before they had the chance to even touch you.

T - Tears (Do they ever cry? Are they open about it, and why do they cry?)

Very rarely. In fact, the only time Gladio cries is when he loses a loved one, or a dear friend. Even then, it's not a lot of tears, and he will pull himself together after a while, and keep pushing forward. He only wants to impress you, even in the afterlife.

U - Ugly (What are their bad habits?)

His sarcasm. This may not seem bad at first, but when he's making a sarcastic remark every two sentences, it does become a bit of a problem, especially at times where he's supposed to be serious.

V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

For the most part, Gladio doesn't care much how he looks, but he will do little things, like making sure his hair and beard is well groomed, and presentable.

W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Short awnser- yes. Long awnser... Gladio would indeed feel incomplete without you, but he wouldn't show it. He wouldn't say anything. He'd just suffer without you, but he'd always keep fighting.

X - Xtra (Random HC)

He teaches you how to forage. This man loves nothing more than to go out into the woods with absolutely nothing with him, and just... survive. A big part of this is foraging, and he will teach you what all the best things to eat and pick are.

Y - Yuck (Things they don’t like either in general or a partner?)

Gladio doesn't like people who nitpick at every little detail. He wants to be who he is and do what be wants, without having anyone criticise him for being the way he is.

Z - Zzz (Sleep habits)

His sleep habits are all over the place. Sometimes, he'll stay up late, and wake up late, sometimes he'll stay up late and wake up early, or sometimes he might not just sleep at all. The man has no sleep pattern.

[mikasaluna]

akabane karma nsfw alphabet

⚠ WARNINGS：nsfw ! smut !

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY

「 Keep in mind your triggers and do not engage if it will provoke negative emotions. You are responsible for your own actions. 」

♥️

notes：gender neutral pronouns, AFAB character, fluff, adult characters, set after graduation

Akabane Karma 赤羽業「カルマ」

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) 

Pretty basic in terms of aftercare, always makes sure to clean you up with a  warm towel and ask you if there’s anything you need.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of yours, is your stomach. He loves lying on your soft tummy and feeling you breathing, it’s also his favourite place to cum on. His favourite body part on himself... is his dick. Watching you sob and struggle to take him all in is a sight he’d never get sick of.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves cumming inside you, but his favourite thing is finishing on your stomach and watching it drip down to your most sensitive area.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secrectly has fantasies of you dressing like a cat, walking around the house naked on all fours, sitting on his lap with with a collar and leash. But don’t count on him ever telling you this, he plans on taking this wild kink to the grave.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not all that experienced. He’d only really hooked up with a couple people before he met you, which never turned out to be a problem since he’s a quick learner.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Either holding you up against a wall, or bending you over his desk.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He will make jokes when you’re starting to get into things, but is pretty serious in the actual moment.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s a perfectionist, so he is always well groomed whether he’s sleeping with you or just in general. The carpet does not match the drapes, Karma is Japanese after all, so his body hair is black.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s hardly ever romantic. He wants to dominate you and fuck you until you can’t walk anymore, not bring you roses.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Indifferent about jacking off, he’ll do it, but only if he can’t have you instead.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Mans is very kinky, and down to try most things. His biggest kinks are, size kink, dom/sub dynamic, and orgasm control.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In his office at night. He loves being reminded of it the next morning, and that of all the people who come into his office during the day, not a single one ever knows of the filthy things which went on in there the night before.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He usually gets the most turned on by the things you do totally innocently. Walking around the house in your tiny pyjama shorts, standing on your tippy-toes to reach things that a just a bit too tall for you to reach, leaning into him to let other people past you on the sidewalk while lightly brushing across his front.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pegging. He’s just a coward.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As much as he loves receiving, he actually enjoys giving just slightly more. It’s something he always has to do to prepare you, so he’s made it his personal goal to see how good he can get, and how quickly he can make you cum.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Only time he slows down is if you are ever having make up sex. Other than that, he is going to rail you as hard and fast as he possibly can everytime.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not really into quickies, thinks they are completely unsatisfying and that you’d both be better off just masturbating. If you’re really desperate though and don’t have much time, he doesn’t mind helping you out by going down on you or making you cum on his fingers.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Definitely. Loves trying new things, and is always researching for different kinks and positions to try with you. Letting you take control can make him nervous though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Prides himself on being able to last for at least 45 minutes per round, an hour if he slows things down. Usually he doesn’t want to go for more than two rounds though, and his cool down period between rounds can be a bit prolonged.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any, but if you do, he’d love to use them on you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s going to humiliate and tease you until you’re in tears. Having you in the palm of his hand, begging for him to let you cum. Edging you until it hurts. He loves it all, and it turns him on more than anything.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud. Won’t moan that much, but he’s very vocal and loves to tell you exactly what’s on his mind. Some of the things that come out of his mouth are downright vile.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s into three ways. Wouldn’t mind sharing you if it was with someone he could trust. aka Nagisa

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Has a solid 8 and a half inches, it makes him feel so powerful knowing he can ruin your tight little cunt whenever he wants to, but he knows he has to be careful so as not to hurt you anymore than what’s comfortable.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty average. At first he’s going to be constantly asking you to let him fuck you, just cause he can, but generally only comes onto you every few days or so.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty quickly actually. After he cleans you up and makes sure you’re okay, he’ll wrap you in his arms and fall asleep just like that.

[mango-bango-bby]

NSFW alphabet with our fav blasty boy bakugou?

♡ Yandere Bakugou NSFW Alphabet ♡

Here you go 💕💖💗💝

(Fem!darling)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ♡

Although Katsuki may seem tough on the outside, he does really care about you so he always wants to make sure you’re ok. Katsuki likes to lay with you for at least ten minutes before he cleans you up. You could try to get up but he’s stronger than you, so just cuddle with him. Sometimes he can get a little bit rough with you and hurt you a little bit.

“You.. you did really good. I-I’m proud of you, baby”

“Why the fuck are you crying? Do you need something? Are you hurt?”

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ♡

Katsuki loves your thighs. You’ll have hickeys and bite marks over your thighs. It hurts when he does so and he’ll try to make sure they don’t hurt as much. Sometimes there are bruises on your thighs in the shape of his hand. If he really hurts you, please tell him. He doesn’t mean to hurt you, it just kind of happens, he can’t get rid of his rough nature.

Katsuki is very proud of his arms. They’re muscular and large and covered in “heroic” scars. He knows he pretty muscular so he will try to show off in front of you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ♡

Katsuki’s pretty good with everything, inside you, on you, everything. He doesn’t like wearing condoms, though. So you’ll probably have to take birth control because he gets cranky if you make him wear a condom.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ♡

Katsuki has jerked off to a picture of you, before he took you. Not something he’s super proud of but he doesn’t really care anymore. He’s also stolen your panties before.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ♡

Despite pretending like he knows what he’s doing, he’s a total virgin. It’s hard to tell because he acts so cocky and, because he’s watched you masturbate, he’s very good at making you cum. Sometimes he clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing but he won’t admit it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ♡

Although Katsuki is a bit more of an ass/thigh man, the does like seeing your face and your chest. So most of the time you’re facing him. He does like when you ride him but he likes to control the pace and move your hips for you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ♡

Katsuki isn’t goofy outside of sex. So what makes you think he will during sex?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ♡

Katsuki, despite putting up a bad-boy persona, is a very neat person. That includes his personal hygiene. So his hair down there is very neat and trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ♡

Katsuki does like holding you close and depending on his mood he’ll be super intimate. Sometimes after hard days of hero work he’ll be less intimate but hats not saying much because he’s still more intimate than most.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ♡

Katsuki mostly masturbates to relieve stress and not to pleasure himself. Sometimes before he took you he does when he super stressed and pretends you’re with him. He doesn’t masturbate often, especially not after he took you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ♡

Katsuki is a fairly vanilla person. But he does love being dominant over you. He likes dom/sub dynamics inside and out of the bedroom. Katsuki also loves ‘marking’ this includes, biting and hickeys. All over your body. Don’t worry, he knows sometimes it hurts but he makes sure to gently kiss every bite mark.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ♡

Katsuki hates the idea of people seeing you (even though you’re trapped in his house) so you will always fuck in the bedroom. Windows shut as well as blinds and curtains. He doesn’t care if people hear you, though. He kind of likes the idea of people hearing how good he makes you feel and being jealous of him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ♡

Katsuki loves seeing you in his shirts (preferably with no bottoms on) he loves how baggy they are on you, your soft ass and thighs peeking out. He will make you wear his shirt around the house. If you get cold, you can cuddle with him... or more.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ♡

Once again, Katsuki can not deal with other people seeing you. Therefore he can not share you, maybe if it was with another yandere he could get along with.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ♡

Katsuki likes giving more than receiving, mostly because he likes showing off in front of you. You’re eyes will probably get watery at the hard bites on your inner thighs but you’ll quickly forget about that when he actually begins eating you out. He does also like getting blowjobs though. Although they are rough, so be aware.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ♡

Depending on Katsuki’s mood his thrusts are either, slow and hard or fast and hard. If he’s going to fast or thrusting to hard, let him know or tap him on the shoulder and he’ll stop or go slower. He wants you to feel good as well.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ♡

Katsuki really likes seeing you fucked-out-of-your-mind (aka he’s really trying to prove himself to you) as well as he has a thing for overstimulation. And Katsuki has an incredible amount of stamina so quickies are a no-go

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ♡

No.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ♡

This man has an incredible amount of stamina. He can last so many rounds. If you’re someone who’s very sensitive and can’t handle it, he might stop. But he just really wants you to feel good and see how much he loves you. So he’ll continue and just kiss and/or lick your tears away.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ♡

No. He’s the only one/thing to make you feel good. So, no.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ♡

Katsuki does love to tease a fair bit. Sometimes his teasing sounds mean but that’s not his intentions. He unintentionally infantilizes you. If he’s being to mean with his teasing, let him know and he’ll stop and comfort you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ♡

Katsuki is very loud. Lots of groans, grunts, sometimes chocked sobs. Definitely groans in your ear, it makes you shiver when he grunts praises towards you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ♡

Katsuki is a panty stealer as well as a panty sniffer.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ♡

Have you seen this man? He’s obviously larger than average in the nether regions. He’s also incredibly muscular, so run your hands down his abs.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ♡

Katsuki has a very high sex drive but sometimes he just jerks off instead, you need a break every once and a while.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ♡

Katsuki always waits until you’re ‘asleep’ (sometimes you’re not, you’re just pretending). After you’re asleep that’s usually when he’s the softest. Leaving kisses on your sleeping face and playing with your hair. He usually falls asleep holding you against his chest.

[towerofgodscreamblogwink]

reading im not even sure which chap oh no wait it’s 85 i actually put it in notes great 

uh

reading 85-86 s3 but nothing is happening we are happy lo po bia family 

...

(white’s interrupts flashbacks, aria hates this arc, khun might have onlyfans, hansung almost sings a furry song)

happy disclaimer cos i don’t want any awkward convos: these readings were made weeks ago cause im up to date with raws, but waitin till official release till i post (so i can replace the screens with official ones) (unless ill get impatient and just post with fan translations as soon as they come out lol)

white: hell yeah dude it’s super cool

BAM: STOP TALKING IN MY FLASHBACK

“It’s just what he does” - siu

me: how abt ill do the edits after am finished

other me: no

also fun fact my mouse decided to commit rip so i need to do it with touchepad

BAM: BECAUSE...WE MADE...A PINKY PROMISE!!

aria: no we didn’t 

bam: we didn’t??

and so bam left aria 

wait, didn’t you say your lives had expire date-? and that’s why there was a spell on y’all in the first place?? DOES IT MEAN SHE’LL JUST DIE AT SOME POINT LATER ??

bam: the one who banged yo mom. and yo dad. am dark now. i make edgy jokes.

dude with ice creams: ayo who wants free ice creams

bam: OMG MEEEEEEEEEEEE :pleading:

aria, seeing the title of this arc: yo this arc sUCKS

who she

the legend, the myth, the bitch

try not to be evil for 2 seconds challenge

u guys suck

for a goddamn jahad army you’re irresponsible as heck

skinny arm legend

i love her

i like this panel

he’s acting more composed than i thought he would tbh

kudos

SAY IT

aria...

sob

OOP

hansung: aaiiyee uhh.... big whoops

evankhell: ye

sniper girl: ye

hansung: ...u guys think they’ll let us go if we sing them pop furry song?

sniper girl: the what

evankhell: absolutely not but feel free to try *pulls out camera*

kinda cool we got to see hockney using his rod

hockney: y,yes?

crab: it’s almost like one of em has some sort of HAX EYES!!

hockney: uh

i like this crab

KHUN MY BELOVED (oh got his braid cloned)

eyelashes that would absolutely be able to stab a man. very sharp. very beautiful

DSFSDFSADADSGAFSDFASFDSFSDFSDF

yo if khun’s a youtuber does it mean he has onlyfans 

and does he take requests

i wamma

see

his

A- *redacted*

i a m g o i n g t o e v a p o r a t e 

fan translations: h i s g a z e i s f u l l o f c a p i t a l i s m 

s t o p 

JESUS CHRIST TEAM IS CHILLING WITH CAPITALISM WHILE YAMA’S FUCKIN DYING

AIIIEOOUUIIIIEE

FUCK I KNEW HIS WAS INVOLVED IN IT IN A NON MURDEROUS WAY

catboy’s angry

well this is hype

bonus for hockney bc this is prolly the only chance i’ll be able to make this edit

[janeelyakiri]

Ok, you know who also deserves a whole alphabet of fluff??? I'm sure you guessed it, but Falcon. Let's see some fluff for the feather fell!

A = affection- Oh he's a holdin', snugglin', nuzzlin'. He might do a lil love bonk. His arms are around his mate any chance he gets.

B = best memory- His bro summoning his whip. Just, proud big brother moments!!

C = cat or dog person- Dog. He loves pitties and bullys.

D = dreams- He wants to live a quieter life. A nice big house away from everything.

E = evenings- Finishing up paperwork, or hitting Grillby's for a nice drink and gossip gathering.

F = first date- He was super awkward! Sweating and fumbling over his words. He'd still be super shy if it's someone he REALLY likes.

G = giggle- Deep belly laugh, head thrown back. Knock knock jokes and puns get great laughs from him.

H = hugs- Another bear hugger. Just wraps whoever he's hugging in those big, strong arms.

I = instrument- Trombone, though Jackal is so damn glad that thing got left in their home au.

J = joy- A good fight, letting out some energy. But also seeing his sweetheart safe and sound.

K = kisses- A fucking tease. He'll pull his mate over, kiss 'em hot and heavy, then pull away with a grin and leave them flustered.

L = love- He'll pull out the smooth act. But if his crush does something too damn cute or flirty, he will stumble.

M = memory- When his sibling came out to him. Stuff like that isn't uncommon in their underground, but it's still personal and a secret. He felt like he'd done an amazing job as a big brother, if Jackal felt safe enough to tell him about their gender identity.

N = no- Liars. Lying to his face when he *knows*... he'll get this look, and that's when you know you're in trouble.

O = occupation- Math teacher. He's amazing with numbers.

P = parent- Self defense is important, he's gonna teach any and all of his kids how to box. And the best spots to quickly down a fucker. But otherwise he's gonna raise hellions sjfklsf

Q = questions- Yeeeep. Specially aliens.

R = romantic- He tries to be. He's a little lost on it, but he knows flowers are a thing, right?

S = smile- Seeing his bro happy. Also his mate, if he has one. Holding his baby for the first time would have him sobbing.

T = together- Very. He's a big dude, strong. His mate's gonna be held and pulled onto his lap and snuggled as much as he can.

U = unbearable- MESSY. His room is like a bachelor's despite his bro's best efforts. Also the whole 'drinking mustard' thing.

V = videos- He's more for photos.

W = wedding- Expensive but whatever his mate wants mainly. He's just gonna buy the BEST stuff for them.

X = eXtra- He actually really likes working out... just not running miles...

Y = yuck- Asparagus. Hates the stuff, and makes his magic smell funny (to him anyway).

Z = zzzz- heavy sleeper, snores like a freight train.

[k0kichiimagines]

saeyoung !! happy birthday!! my love as well!! alsomykin!! sorry this is late (its past midnight here)

- mod kokichi

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

your humour, your bravery! physically - your eyes and cheeks

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

he does! he has a call where he wonders if he can actually have his dream of a family :) equally he's more then happy with just you, saeran and vanderwood. he would want time to strengthen his relationship with saeran especially, but after a few years...if you want. i feel like he also would only want a few, and a few years apart. he would want to give them his attention fully,, equally if you have twins he'd be overjoyed too.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

clings to you! he likes any position (aha), but expect a lot of protective ones, especially while he's in / just left the agency

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

eventful LMAO

honestly, it depends, he'll take you star gazing and to the movies, and theme parks

but also driving at 2am, and making robots, the list is endless and half the time spontaneous

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

"you are my world, my dreams, my future"

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

over the chatroom, and he felt awful and selfish, he led you one despite feeling like he could never actually date you

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

very gentle!! he'd feel awful if he ever hurt you,, the whole 'im dangerous' would come back

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

he likes to have your hands near each other, little fingers linked, or fully hand holding, he'll do the 'bring hand to lips to kiss' thing a lot

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

someone cute and who clicked instantly with him!

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

yes.

he'll hug you from behind in front of them he has no shame, resting his head on your shoulder / head and glare at them

might even try kiss your neck too

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

i think the first kiss was more a 'both sides drawing in',, his kisses are unpredictable, sometimes soft, sometimes teasing, sometimes 'misses' just next to your lips,, but always gentle

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

you kinda say it when saeran grabs you, but in terms of sitting down and etc its him ,, and it feels like a weight of his chest, pure euphoria filling him when you say it back

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

any moments where he felt pure joy,, which happens a lot round you, wether its falling asleep or chasing each other, or running from either of the other two roommates, you're his joy

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

not buying so much, but he makes you a lot of stuff :) some of it is jokes, some of it actually really useful

he does buy you some stuff though !

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

blues! your favourite colours!

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

"606, my love, my baby, my star," a lot of overdone cheesy joke ones

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

probably old technology, stars,

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

complains, sulks, pouts, he likes going out once he's free but he doesn't actually hate the rain that much. he'll try cooking, and you'll need to help or the kitchen will be a mess of flames (he is a good cook, he just 'experiments' a lot)

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

bottles everything up, admits he's kinda sad in jokes, you'll need to confront him and be insistent to get anything out of him

he'll drop his jokes when you're upset, trying his best to be a shoulder to lean on and support for you.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

look hes a nerd (lovingly) he'll talk about maths, robots, hacking and cars, but equally games and shows and whatever you're into!

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

he likes making things !! if you read to him, or just talked about something he'd like that - might even fall asleep! not because hes bored, he just finds your voice soothing

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

his babes (the cars. and you/lh) but honestly all his gloating is jokes, he's pretty insecure

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

like saeran, he wants to make sure you want to as well! he'd do it under the stars, with a camera somewhere recording, music playing

he's a romantic at heart

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

,,,,Line Without A Hook- sorry its for everyone i know

i cant think of any love songs :(

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

you guys had matching rings and bracelets which im still sobbing over,, plus the normal ending,, and the the fact saeyoung is catholic i feel like the answer is yes.

plus...marriage at the space station :)

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

cats!! we all know the man loves them to death

[key201303]

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! ! ! Request for NSFW A-Z for KIM WOOSEOK? THANK YOU SO MUCH! Enjoy your birthday!

Heyyy!! Thank youuu❤️❤️❤️❤️ And also thank you for requesting with Wooseok😭😭 I've been waiting for this moment ever since I started this blog so let's stop talking and let's get into it🤭❤️ T H A N K Y O U❤️

Warnings: NSFW, smut, +18 content

A - Aftercare

As much as I believe this boy is really sensual and all of that shit *cough cough red moon* I have the feeling because of the videos I've seen of him out of that concept that he would be a complete fluff ball when it came to the aftercare. He would definitely be very touchy and clingy and the only thing he would want to do is being close to your body. He would pull you into his chest saying you belong to his heart and that's why you should rest in his chest 🤧 I'm sobbing why am I doing this to myself?

B - Body part

In him I believe he L O V E S his abs. Like, have you seen the way he run his hands through them in the red moon dance? Well, that's exactly what he loves the most about you. Whenever you run your hands down his abs it will send chills down his spine and it will drive him crazy.

And on you, he loves your hands. Not in a weird way tho. He just likes how they fit with his and becomes really touchy not only during sex but whenever he can. He just loves grabbing your hand in his to make you feel safe. And when it comes to sex, grabbing your hand above your head is just *chef kiss* for him.

C - Cum

I don't feel he would like it too messy or risky. He just wants to be save and that you guys don't have to clean up much later because you know, he wants to be clingy after sex, so I guess he would enjoy cumming on your mouth

D - Dirty secret

Actually enjoys a lot when you take control. Not like he likes being a sub but he does enjoy a lot when you are the one getting needy first and when you ride him

E - Experience

Why do I even have the feeling of him perfectly knowing what he's doing? Idk but I do feel he knows a lot and he would be a perfect partner for first times. Might has had a few partners before (maybe 2 or 3)

F - Favorite position

Missionary: Loves being able to watch your face as you come undone beneath him and also loves taking your hand and placing it over your head as he thrusts into you

Ride him: He secretly loves when you ride him and whenever you do it, he will come undone for you in no time. It just takes him to another level of pleasure

G - Goofy

I don't think he's really goofy while having sex. I believe he brings out that goofy self of his during the aftercare and would become a giggly mess because he feels flustered about what just happened.

H - Hair

Trimmed and clean. That's it🙂

I - Intimacy

I'm not really sure how often he says "I love you" but I do believe even though he doesn't say it much, he would definitely show you through his actions. Would be really affectionate whenever he can and would whisper "I love you" from time to time just so you don't forget

J - Jerk off

Much more often than you expected. He would become really needy whenever he spent too much time without you and he wouldn't be able to control himself. Would send you horny messages from time to time and you would of course answer back if you weren't busy

K - Kinks

Slight daddy kink: He enjoys taking the control and whenever that little nickname escapes your lips he couldn't help but get even harder

Praising kink: He loves praising you so much and loves it even more when you tell him how good he's making you feel. Would be a booster for his ego

Pleading kink: He enjoys teasing you a lot and loves it when you beg him to touch you when you're needy. This mixed with the other two kinks would take him to the edge in no time

L - Location

Anything is fine for him as long as you feel comfortable. He doesn't want you to have a bad time while having sex because you feel uncomfortable with the place so he's fine with wherever you want

M - Motivation (turn on)

Just sit on his lap even if it's without a coherent reason and you'll have him getting hard in no time

N - No no (turn off)

Voyeurism. As long as he wants you to feel comfortable, he also wants to feel comfortable and the idea of someone watching as you two have sex doesn't really fit his mental schemes of what sex have to be like

O - Oral

He loves giving and receiving. Loves giving because he just loves to take you to Heaven and giving you all the love you deserve and loves receiving because he finds so sexy the image of you sucking him off

P - Pace

Fast and slightly rough. Wants to take you to the edge in no time and he loves thrusting into you as deep as he can. Would sometimes do it slow and sensual just to tease you

Q - Quickies

Absolutely love them. Some people might think quickies doesn't contain enough love but for him, there's a lot of love in them. Would want to have one if you have been apart from each other for a while

R - Risk

Would take them if you ask him to. Never something too extreme though

S - Stamina

Pretty average. Would last at least 2 rounds but would end up exhausted right after. The boy needs to take a break after thrusting into you at a blinding pace

T - Toys

Likes then more when he can use them on you though he would kind of enjoy when you used them on him from time to time. As I said before, he enjoys teasing you so he would love it when he could use a vibrators on you until you begged him to stop and fuck you properly

U - Unfair

A complete teaser. He knows your body perfectly and he knows so well what to do to get you on your edge in no time and to hear your begins which are music to his ears in no time. Would also enjoy your Teasings from time to time

V - Vocal

He's really vocal. As I said he really enjoys praising you and he won't stop telling you how well you're making him feel and how beautiful you are to him. Would also get a bit louder when his close to his orgasm

W - Wild card

Birthday sex. It's your special day and he wants you to feel special so he would always plan an amazing date that would always end up in the best sex session you've ever had

X - Xray

Idk if I was the only one freaking out with the outfit of red moon I hope I wasn't but I do believe he's big enough to take you to Heaven if you know what I mean😉😏

Y - Yearning

Only when he hasn't seen you in a while. Would get really needy and would end up sex texting you through messages or a face call

Z - Zzz

Probably at the same time as you. You both would be exhausted and resting in each other's arms. Would stay awake singing to you though if you asked him to.

[wizardcommune]

zenitsu agatsuma sfw alphabet

pairing - zenitsu x reader

warnings - none

word count - 1.8k

a/n - i want to beat the shit out of zenitsu while simultaneously giving him a hug.   also zen’s theme song is cariño by the marias no i will not be debating this

(reader is a demon slayer)

a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

he’s extremely affectionate. he likes physical and verbal affection the most, because he can show it at any time!! he definitely does not give a shit about PDA and will sit in your lap at any and all times

b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

inosuke was actually the first one to meet you first, as he accidentally barreled into you when he ran too fast on a curvy road. when zen saw what happened, he was like “inosuke just ran into someone again and jesus christ they’re cute abort abort”

he definitely got really mad at inosuke as he stood there like 

tanjirou helped you up and zen got mad at him too since that was supposed to be his job; get it together guys

as long as you don’t do anything to embarrass him, he’s very sweet as a friend!! he’ll always bring you little things he found to make you happy

c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

he loves cuddles!! even before you started dating, you, tanjirou, nezuko, inosuke, and him would all have cuddle sessions (it was tanjirou’s idea, obviously)

after that, he warmed up to the idea of platonic cuddles!! it made him like cuddles even more when you got together

d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

settling down is definitely something he wants!! as much as he likes the other demon slayers, it stresses him out a ton and he’d rather get to have a family with his s/o.

very minor spoilers for the end of the manga for the rest of this letter:

when the main four all moved in together, zenitsu was so fucking excited. he wouldn’t have to worry about getting mauled to death and he gets to live with you? he was bouncing off the walls the entire time everyone was setting up.

e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

i think he’d be the type to want to break up if he thought he was gonna die on a mission. he’d be very solemn and quiet, saying that he didn’t want to hurt his s/o, but if something were to happen to him it would hurt more. (remember how he acted when he saw kaigaku again?)

if it was forced upon him, he’d definitely be a crier. you can barely make out was he’s trying to say because he’s blubbering so much; after he gets it out he’d immediately hug you and sob into your shoulder. :(

f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

have you seen zenitsu? king wanted to marry that poor girl after 7 minutes tops

when he first started crushing, he would wanted to get married immediately. even if you weren’t together yet, tanjirou + inosuke would have to pull him off because he wouldn’t stop clinging to you.

especially since you’re a demon slayer, after the final arc he’d get a lot more serious about it. obviously he would never lose his personality, but he would finally officially confess (like you didn’t know before DHFJGKBFDHK) and maybe give you some space. 

once you were older and had been together for a few years, every once in a while he’d be like “so uh... s/o..... howwouldyoufeelaboutgettingmarried” and then promptly leaving because poor boy was embarrassed

g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

zenitsu is pretty gentle physically, but not as much as someone like genya or tanjirou. especially since he’s the type to tackle you into a hug HAHA

he’s very emotionally gentle!! he’s really sweet to you and is really sensitive 

h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

king LOVES hugs. he’s so clingy he’ll randomly jump at you and just. latch on. good luck leaving

when he’s softer, like if one of you gets hurt, he’ll hug you really gently and won’t say anything for a while. he’ll probably sniffle into the crook in your neck a lot. booger haori :(

i = i love you (how fast do they say the L-word?)

immediately. he doesn’t really understand how much it means, but tanjirou probably explains it to him because him and nezuko couldn’t handle the secondhand embarrassment

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

oh god he gets jealous so easily. you can just be waving at inosuke and he’ll start crying 

when he gets jealous, he’ll get even more clingy than normal and will start crying a ton. you’ll have to cuddle him for a while to get it through his head

k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)

he loves kissing you and being kissed everywhere!!! he doesn’t have a favorite place to kiss you, but he loves being kissed on his cheek :^) his kisses are really soft!

l = little ones (how are they around children?)

please for the love of god don’t put him near children

m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

he’s not a morning person at all. right when he wake up he immediately snuggles more into you. if you have to get up early for training, he won’t stop whining oh my god

if you bring him tea in the morning he’ll love you forever (he will anyways shh)

n = night (how are nights spent with them?)

it normally takes him a little while to fall asleep. he prefers to cuddle with you though because it helps a bit!! also because he’s touch starved

explained more in z, he moves around a ton. he likes talking about small stuff before bed too, since it distracts him a little.

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

it would take a while. kaigaku isn’t something zen brought up to tanjirou or inosuke, and i don’t recall him mentioning it after the final battle. his grandpa is also a very sensitive subject to him, so his s/o would have to have his complete trust to talk about it.

i think he would reveal things slowly unless you asked him about it more.

p = patience (how easily angered are they?)

with you, it takes a while for him to get mad. even if you embarrass him, he’d mostly get really dramatic and teary. 

if you get hurt, though, he’d definitely get mad at you for putting yourself in that position. losing you is something he doesn’t want to think about

q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

i think he would take mental notes without even realizing?? like he’d remember the stupidest stuff you said just because he’s so head over heels. chill

r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

zenitsu’s favorite memory was the day he confessed.

it was right after the final battle, and he was physically and emotionally exhausted from the losses. he just kinda went “fuck it” and went to go confess to you!! 

he was really blunt since he was half knocked out on his feet. once you reciprocated, he kinda just. collapsed onto you and giggled really tiredly before passing out LMAOO

he gets embarrassed whenever you bring it up, but it still makes him really happy. 

s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)

i mean... it depends? when he passes out during a fight, he subconsciously gets really protective. when he’s awake, however, he’d rather be protected HAHA

seeing you fight to protect him is his favorite!! it makes him feel really safe (despite being two seconds away from getting clawed in the face)

t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

he moves very fast in the relationship. he still has that underlying fear of dying at any time so.. “fuck it i should marry s/o”

until he gets through that, you and the others will probably have to help him. he’s stronger than he realizes and while being cautious is good as a demon slayer, his paranoia is only stressing him out further :(

also he picks his nose

v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

not very much? when he first started crushing on you, he was checking to make sure his haori was straight and his hair wasn’t messed up and his shirt was tucked in and and and

but after he started dating you, he let up a little bit as he got more comfortable.

w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

honestly? yeah. zenitsu is dramatic as hell and won’t hesitate to tell you that he would die instantly if something happened to you FBHDJGFH

x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)

he really likes the smell of flowers, so if you ever wore deodorant/cologne/perfume that smelled like daisies or some shit he would follow you the entire day

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

he would really want you to like his friends, and if you didn’t, he’d be so sad. they’re the people he respects the most, so to hear you don’t like him would hurt a little bit.

he’d also like someone who didn’t tease him much, just because he’s a little sensitive.

also he is absolutely horrified of bugs

z = zzz (what are some sleep habits of theirs?)

whether you fell asleep touching or not, you will always wake up to zenitsu clinging to you. especially if you get up before him, he won’t even realize he does it unless you bring it up

he’s an active sleeper!! i’m so sorry if you’re a light sleeper because he won’t stop fucking moving. he also talks a lot in his sleep, and more often than not will snore lightly. 

sometimes, though, after a long mission, he’ll just hold you while mumbling some slurred “love you, s/o” and then passes out instantly. on those nights, he won’t move at all or make any noise.

[hi-hey-haechan]

NSFW A-Z Analysis:  Na Jaemin

A ~ Aftercare

After sex, Jaemin’s only priority if you. He leaves kisses all over your face, telling you how much he loves you and such, before grabbing you water or a wet towel or anything of the sort. He asks a million times if you’re okay.

B ~ Body Part

I’d honestly think that Jaemin likes his mouth the most. He has a beautiful smile and he knows it, so that’s one of his charming points. He likes the fact that he can kiss you, and he really really loves to do so. Honestly, he’d die if he didn’t show you how much you meant to him. Please let him do so :(

On you, he likes your hands. He loves to admire the size difference between yours and his. Plus, holding hands is his favorite thing? It makes him feel so close to you, and he loves the simple yet sweet connections of holding hands. 

C ~ Cum

After you suck him off, if you let him cum on your face, he’d lowkey go rabid for it. The sight of his seed on your face would be so hot to him, and he’d honestly feel so close to you. He also likes to cum inside of you, since he feels the most intimate while doing so. 

D ~ Dirty Secret

So you and Jaemin sometimes would send voice recordings to each other, since it’s faster than texting, and you guys got to hear the other’s voice as opposed to reading their words. On a couple of occasions, when one of you was away, and Jaemin was really needy, he jacked off to even some normal messages. You’d sent him one when you’d just woken up, and in a raspy, tired voice, you told him you missed him. He played that one over and over, and just from the sound of your voice, he managed to get himself off.

E ~ Experience

This boy joined the company in middle school and debuted at age 16. I rest my case. 

F ~ Favorite Position

His favorite position is tied between cowgirl and missionary. At times, he lets you ride him, and you think that you’re in control, when in reality, you’re just fucking yourself on his cock. He appreciates the view, and he also loves being able to easily grab your hips, waist, chest, and neck with ease. With missionary, he loves the fact that he can see your face. He has easy access to your face, neck, and shoulders, which allows him to pepper kisses and hickies wherever his mouth can reach. Plus, he feels so close and intimate with you when he’s fucking you in missionary.

G ~ Goofy

It really depends with him. The softer sex, especially in the morning, is more on the giggly and goofy side. He prefers to keep the mood more lighthearted if he can, but there are are times when he’s so serious and so full of love or some emotion. 

H ~ Hair

He’s at least well-trimmed, if not bare. 

I ~ Intimacy

Jaemin is so intimate during sex. He probably wouldn’t have sex unless he had an emotional connection with that person. This boy would kiss you everywhere, making sure you knew how much he loved you with everything he had. Jaemin would hold your hands, too.

J ~ Jack Off

I don’t think he’d really jack off too much. It would be more to relieve stress, in all honesty. When he does it, it’s done at night, and he remains almost completely silent when he’s doing the deed alone. It’s probably done like 3 times a week or so? However, he gets himself off to the thought of you, the sound of your voice, or the texts you’ve sent him. 

K ~ Kinks

Jaemin is a soft dom. He would try being a sub (it would be so hot, like IMAGINE). As a dom, I don’t see him being into degradation or anything of the sort.

Also, he’s big on praising. He would definitely praise you relentlessly. Please praise this boy, though, and make him feel loved and special.

Orgasm denial is something he also likes. He can tease you at times, and one of his ways of doing so is by denying you orgasms.

Hair pulling? Yes. Tug on his hair, please, he’d love it. He also loves tugging on your hair, especially when you’re sucking him off. 

He won’t hurt you, but he’s in to marking. Like, he’ll litter your skin with love bites, and he’d find it so hot to see the hickies all over your neck and collarbones. 

Dirty talk - he’d really tease you with this one. He’d whisper the most sinful things in your ear, and sometimes, you’d do the same. The utter filthiness of it, as well as the fact that it pushes him to the edge, is what makes it attractive to him.

L ~ Location

Honestly, any place completely risky isn’t something he would go for. The weirdest place he’s fucked you was in Ikea. However, that was when you and NCT Dream were the only people in that store (it’s a long story). Other places include the NCT Dream dorms, the couch of your apartment, and the bedroom of your apartment. 

M ~ Motivation

Your voice is enough. Legitimately, just the sound of your voice is attractive to him. The way you sound when you say less-than-innocent words turns him on. He would never admit this, but it’s true.

N ~ No

Jaemin, more than anything else, would not hurt you. He’d kiss, suck, and bite your skin, but that’s about as far as he’d go. Even if he was being a harder dom, he still wouldn’t like the idea of so much as spanking you.

O ~ Oral

Can you just imagine sucking him off, while he’s pulling your strands of hair, desperately trying to remain dominant though your mouth is turning him into putty? This is the number-one situation in which he loses all control over himself. Moans would spill past his lips, and they would legitimately be so hot. Once, you’d convinced him to let you take care of him and his pleasure for the night, so you once overstimulated him to the point where he was whining.You wouldn’t hear that sound often, but you definitely want to hear it again.

He would prefer receiving more than he would giving. It’s not because he doesn’t enjoy it -- he could eat you out for hours, hearing the sounds you make. But something about the sight of your lips around his cock, hands buried in your hair, and eyes glossy but still innocent, turns him on so incredibly much. 

Him eating you out, though? He’d be a bit sloppy with it, but he does it so passionately that it makes you see stars. 

P ~ Pace 

I think he’s fast with his thrusts. He’s rapid, hardly giving you time to let your breath regulate. He can be softer with love making, but when it’s not as intimate

Q ~ Quickies

Jaemin doesn’t like quickies. He wants to be able to fuck you properly, without being in an odd place, while time-crunched. This is usually because he spends time caring about every detail when it comes to sex with you, and he wants it to be more special. It’s happened once or twice, but it didn’t mean that he enjoyed it.

R ~ Risk

Jaemin doesn’t really take risks. He might do it in the dorms or where he knows he can’t be caught, but really, he prefers for it to be done somewhere more comfortable and safer. 

S ~ Stamina

It honestly depends on the day? Jaemin can be so full of energy, and his sex drive could be really high, so he could go for multiple rounds. On other days, after cumming once, he’s wiped out. He could go through multiple rounds of foreplay beforehand, though.

T ~ Toy

Well...once he bought you vibrating panties, halfway as a joke. You wore them out to the mall one day with him, and let’s just say that wearing them in public was not the best idea

U ~ Unfair

He lets you take control, but even still, he remains in charge. In that sense, he can be pretty fair. However, Jaemin will deny you of orgasm after orgasm, until you’re so sensitive that just a light touch could bring you to your high.

V ~ Volume

I don’t actually think he’s that loud. He’ll definitely praise you and tell you how beautiful and loved you are, and his breathing would be uneven. Along with that, his deep voice would be really raspy and it would sound really attractive. I don’t think he’s much of a moaner, besides an occasional sound here and there.

W ~ Wild Card

“Come on, baby, cum on my cock one last time,” Jaemin crooned. He was lying back against the pillows, and you were riding him. Your mouth was hanging open, and your eyes were screwed shut. The thing that was the most attractive to Jaemin was how you thought you were in control of it all, even the pace, but in reality, you were fucking yourself on his cock. He wouldn’t let you stop, despite you cumming twice already. It got to the point where you were practically sobbing from the stimulation and exhaustion, so he grabbed your hips, flipped you over, and pistoned into you, causing you to scream from pleasure.

X ~ X-ray

He’s longer than average, but he’s not too girthy, either. It can reach incredible depths inside of you, so getting you to scream his name is no problem. It’s probably kind of pretty to look at, as well.

Y ~ Yearning

I don’t think Jaemin’s that horny, overall. He’s young and hormonal and all, but I don’t think his sex drive is really that high. Honestly, once to twice a week is how often you’d have sex. He’d be down to finger you or eat you out any time, though.

Z ~ Zzz

Jaemin would make sure you’re okay first, and care for you fully. Even if he’s tired, you’re his first priority. He’d fall asleep quickly after knowing that you’re completely fine and comfortable. 

[fandom-puff]

Severus Snape Fluff Alphabet

As requested by @epaige0914 - enjoy !! 💕💕

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Eyes. He loves being able to stare someone in the eye and be vulnerable, letting his emotions sleep into his normally expressionless eyes, and loves when you allow him to do the same to you. It truly connects you.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

You’re not actively trying for one, but there’s a mutual desire to have a family at some point. In his mind, if it happens sooner rather than later, then it happens, and whether or not you want to keep it, he will support you wholeheartedly.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

His favourite way to cuddle is with him on his back with you nestled into his side. Regardless of your position, however, he will have his arms around you protectively, or at the very least, your hand clasped in his

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Dates with Severus are quiet, private affairs. Even if he takes you out to a fancy restaurant, he’ll request a table in a cosy corner, or cast a few charms to muffle the noise around you. He loves when you dress up all fancy, incredibly happy to have you on his arm as you walk

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

You’re Severus’s everything.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

He is a very reserved man, and thought himself truly unable to love after lily. He knew he was in love with you when you snapped at him to cast a stasis charm on his potion and go to bed, because he looked absolutely shattered.

For once he did as he was told, slumping off to bed, dazed, while you put away his potions ingredients

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

He’s gentle but firm. If you’ve got your hand in the crook of his elbow, he’ll use his other hand to push yours down a little more, so you’re properly hold on to him. He speaks in his signature baritone rumble, yet with you it’s so very soft that even him asking for the salt seems incredibly personal and private

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He’s not really a hand holder, not in public at least. In public he’d rather you have your hand in his elbow as you walk, close to his side

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

When he first met you he found you tiresome and impudent, but as you grew closer, his opinion changed- you were passionate about what you cared for, the same way he was.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

He doesn’t need to. You and him actually find it quite amusing when other try to charm you (emphasis on TRY). Neither of you need to get jealous because you have one another, and that’s all you need

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

I actually wrote some Severus kissing headcanons a while back!

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You. You were rushing around like a headless chicken, trying to get ready for a meeting when you couldn’t find your shoe. He accioed it and handed it to you with a raised brow, and you blurted “god, I do love you,”

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

Late one night he stumbled into your bedroom after being crucio’ed by Lord Voldemort. You ran him a hot bath and gently sponged at his wounds, rubbing dittany into them, before helping him to bed, holding him tight to you as he sobbed. It may not be a happy memory, but you made him feel safe for the first time in years

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

He will occasionally treat you with books and such, but neither of you feel the need to lavish one another with material goods

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Light, flickering yellow. You have some of your best conversations by candle light, and he loves the way your eyes sparkle in the light of the flames

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

My Love, my darling, dear

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

He loves listening to vinyl records with you as you go about your everyday tasks like reading, cleaning, cooking

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He’ll get some brewing done, which he doesn’t mind you keeping him company for.

But sometimes though, he’ll unbutton that frock coat and lounge with you in his arms and a blanket over you both

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Severus distances himself, almost as if his mind isn’t connected to his body. You worry like mad when he does this, but know that he’s strong, he’ll come round. If it’s something relatively minor, he’ll get in a huff and hug you from behind, resting his chin on the top of your head, deep in thought

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Severus is incredibly patient. He’s extremely well read, and a potions master to boot, so when you ask him questions about ingredients and how it all works, he’s more than happy to explain it to you. He’ll also confide in you, bitching about work and dumbledore and such, and loves that you (mostly) take his side- unless he’s in the wrong

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Brewing. The methodic rhythm of dicing ingredients into minute pieces, the smooth grind of the pestle and mortar... it really soothes his nerves as it’s something he knows he is good at and has done thousands of times before.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

He is proud of the fact that his sanity is still intact. Between dumbledore, Voldemort, and a thousand teenagers, it’s a wonder he hasn’t lost it completely.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

He proposes in his private rooms, with no prying eyes (although Minerva anc Albus knew exactly what was going on). He gets on one knee, holding the ring up to you. It’s a simple band, studded with a few diamonds and emeralds- nothing too gaudy, and he’s barely said what he needs to say before you’re nodding and pulling him up to kiss you

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Severus doesn’t really have a SONG. He doesn’t really like ones with cheesy lyrics. Lyric-less is more for him. He does rather like Beethoven’s sonatas.

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Yes. Once he is sure you love him and will not toss him aside, he is willing to commit his heart and soul to you

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

I imagine Severus would get on extremely well with a grumpy Sphinx cat... something just tells me he’d make sarcastic comments to the cat, but he would never, EVER admit it.

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[whorefordazai]

Hey !!! :) <3

Can I request a match up?

I go by she/her pronouns. And would prefer a male matchup.

I am a Capricorn.

My hobbies are: roller skating, reading (my favorites are philosophy, poetry or anything sad), I love watching movies especially horror movies and cheesy romantic comedies. I also love drawing, painting and sculpture. I love going to concerts, amusement parks or art museums.

My likes: tea, tarot cards, art stores, used book stores, animals, rain and thunderstorms, bakerys, old movie theaters, arcades, flowers

My dislikes: rude/mean people, fish, spiders, noisy crowds, hot weather

My love language is physical touch and words of affirmation.

Personality things:

I’m quiet and shy. Once I trust someone I can truly be myself which is silly, and talkative. I love talking to people I truly care about and making them laugh, trying to know what they think, feel and just anything about them even mundane stuff. I am compassionate, accepting, and non-judgmental

My aesthetic: I don’t have a set aesthetic I do like gloomy things!!

I match you with...

Osamu Dazai!

👾 okay, but just imagine dazai trying to roller skate 😭 unsurprisingly enough, he would fail miserably. when he sees you skating, he’ll think to himself “this looks kinda easy 🤔” so he’ll work up the courage to try—and omg he falls right on his face. please—help him with his bruises 😭 while you’re bandaging up his hands and face, he’ll grab you by your waist and pull you closer. fake sobbing, he’ll cry into your chest “belladonna why would you let me do that?! you should’ve stopped me !!”—“dazai I warned you like 20 times 😄”

👾 he absolutely loves how you always try to make those you care about, laugh. especially since you’re non-judgmental !! he’ll feel most comfortable with someone he doesn’t have to fake himself around. imagine arcade dates with him omg—he’s absolutely the most chaotic (sometimes on purpose) his favorite is going on the bumper cars because he gets to bump into little kids without getting in trouble. please, hold him back 😭

👾 he actually understands why you like sad things. there’s something just so comforting about it, yk? he doesn’t mind when you show him stuff like that or take interest in it, in fact he thinks it’s pretty cool and everyone needs a peaceful break from optimism sometimes. but what he absolutely loves is watching you get flustered when he lays his head on your chest and wraps his arms around your waist. that’s usually his sign that he wants you to run your fingers thru his hair :P

👾 he sometimes enjoys sweet stuff, so a bakery is perfect for him! expect a lot of baked goods on your desk in the morning (or by your bedside hehe) stuff like cupcakes or pastries. sometimes if you sleep in late, he’ll purposely wave a pastry in front of your nose to help you wake up. once you open your eyes, he’ll simply shove it in your mouth and laugh. “Wake up!! I was getting bored :D”

SONGS

- yellow | coldplay

- she | harry styles

- this side of paradise | coyote theory

- saturday sun | vance joy

- medicine | daughter

MESSY LAYOUT

[darling-i-read-it]

A-Z NSFW With Tyler

Tyler Durden x reader

Warnings: smut, cuss words

Requested: by anon, hi my love. How about the NSFW Alphabet with Tyler Durden? you’re the bestest!!!-💜

Author’s Note: I really went off with this one opps. We LOVE tyler im his whore case closed

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Tyler is always very ramped up. He either passes out within seconds or he is up and out and doing something else that is probably illegal that you don’t ask about. On some occasions he’ll stick around but it’s rare. On those times though he is very sweet, messing with your hair to make you scrunch your nose. 

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tyler would get on his knees and sobs if he couldn’t hold your hands again. The way that your hands touch his, the way your hands touch him PERIOD, make him crazy

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)  

Tyler does not shy away from cum. That boy don’t give a shit where it goes.  

D: Dirty Secret

He can actually be quite sweet when he wants to but don’t tell anybody, he’ll have to kill you if you do. 

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) 

Uh that man could have any person he wanted so I imagine he is mildly experienced. He knows exactly what he is doing at all times. 

F: Favorite Position

His favorite is taking you from behind. More movement that way. 

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Pretty serious. He can laugh like he isn’t against it but once the two of you get going there is nothing on the Earth that is going to stop you at ALL so he is natrually pretty serious (seriously, a damn earthquake and he wouldn’t even fucking fALTER)

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Eh it’s not terrible 

I: Intimate (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can be pretty away from you in the moment. There are times of course where he can get really romantic in it and he knows of course he’s doing it with you and he loves you and shit but there is for sure a bit of dissociation. 

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He is not against it but he usually just fucks you when he gets horny so there really isn’t a need for it when you’re around

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)  

He probably has some sort of pain kink but like nothing too severe that would actually hurt you. Also that man leaves hickeys like he’s being paid for it. 

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Bedroom, not the bedroom, kitchen counter, dinner table (‘people eat there tyler’ ‘will you just lay down so i can eat you’) 

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You sitting in his lap makes him GOO 

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He isn’t into anything with other guys there. He just doesn’t like watching any other guy be with you. 

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)  

Receiving but damn if he isn’t good at giving too. 

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast!! and!! rough!! 

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)  

Tyler would rather have the time for a full fledged sex session but there is no stopping him from having a quickie whenever. 

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  

Risk is Tyler Durden's middle name. If you want it consider it done 

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)

Hot damn boy, it’s like he never gets tired. It’s fucking amazing. 

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Eh, he wouldn’t mind them when he’s teasing you but when you start going at it together than he really doesn’t like them

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

That man knows nothing else than teasing you before you go at it. It's amazing and also terrible at the same time. 

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Tyler doesn’t know boundaries and if someone else is in the house he has no regard for them. You and him will be as loud as he damn well pleases. 

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He likes it when people can hear how well he's doing you

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants) 

OOOF that is all

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very fucking high 

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As said before he’s either out like a light or he’s up and doing something else. 

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